Shouldn't Obama be THE ONE to HURRY?

After a snarky reference to Sen. McCain’s mortality, Wonkette’s Ana Marie Cox at TIME’s Swampland offers snarky advice to Gov. Palin:

HURRY, Sarah Palin, HURRY -- YOU MUST LEARN ABOUT IRAN NOW! THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT!

What advice did Cox have for Sen. Obama when he said he’d meet with Iran’s leaders without preconditions and that the Iraq surge had failed?

Something like:

HURRY, Barack Obama, HURRY – YOU MUST LEARN ABOUT IRAN AND IRAQ NOW! THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT!

PEOPLE ARE ALREADY STARTING TO CATCH ON, JUST AS WITH AYERS AND WRIGHT!

I doubt Cox said anything like that. But it's good advice for THE ONE