Friday, September 14, 2007

This made me smile

In the comic strip Rhymes with Orange the psychiatrist is giving the patient a diagnosis.

Psychiatrist: You’re a kleptomaniac.

Patient: Do you have something I can take for that?


Tommy Cooper said...

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a stiff back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age. 'The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well. '

A man walked into the doctor's office. The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know, I've been ill'
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? 'Well, 'says the vet, 'let's have a look at him' so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says ' I'm going to have to put him down. 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' No, because he's really heavy'

So I went to the dentist.
He said, 'Say Aaah. 'I said, 'Why?' He said, 'My dog's died.'

A man goes to the Psychiatrist's and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem' The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week ...Bring me a colour TV'.

A man walked into the doctor's office, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places.'
The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'

I went to the doctor's the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' ,
so he gave me a kite.
A man goes into the doctor's. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out' . Man says, Why?
The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours'

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Insufficiently Sensitive said...

What rhymes with orange?

Doorhinge does well enough for any poet.