Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Beyond parody

Duke senior and Chronicle columnist Shadee Malaklou today offers Chronicle readers: "Let's talk about sex, baby. Va-va-voom."

Malaklou confides to her faithful readers and the greater Duke community:

"I'd like to think that most of the time, a woman initiates sex because she really, truly is aroused and because that sexual encounter is going to somehow scratch the itch."
Malaklou also wants us to know:
"Four years into the hookup culture, I'm still a woman who loves her stiletto heels and at least the notion of sexual liberation. I'm just not convinced it works. And I'm not convinced that, upon graduation, I will be able to say that I've had many fulfilling sexual experiences or that my sexual agency was as strong as I claimed it to be."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine living with this flake????

Trinity60

Anonymous said...

Truly, truly pathetic. She belongs with the G88, does she not?

AMac said...

"Of course, I assume it is common knowledge..."

No, not among those of us who strain a little keeping the twists and turns of the story strait.

It would also be a fitting elaboration of the hoax if the somethings that potbanger/activist and former Duke employee Sam Hummel caused to happen were brought into the light.

It seems to be a shared belief on the Hard Left that the purity of their hearts gives them license to wreak destruction in other people's lives. And then, when the consequences become inconvenient, to indulge themselves and each other with Emily Litella's favorite, "Never Mind!"

Anonymous said...

I can't imaine the type of exhibitionism-or perhaps just a total lack of clas that causes one to write this nonsense..For an encore,perhaps she could chronicle some of her favorite bowel movements.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I forgot to sign the last post. Corwin

Anonymous said...

Thanks John

Going by all she has told us about her sex life, hooking up... I have reached the conclusion that she has no clue what a second date is like (and hooking up with a guy she has hooked up with before is not a second date).

Anonymous said...

What the hell is a "sexual agency"?

Anonymous said...

This Shadee person is a blooming idiot. College age girls seem to be getting dumber and dumber as the years go by. At least at Duke.
Could the magnificent courses taught by the semi-educated Gang88 be to blame?

Message to Shadee-----you're a dog.

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