A spousal comment that may make you smile

About 7 tonight, my wife and I sat down to dinner.

Something got us to talking about mistakes.

That prompted me to say:

You know, Angel, I've said and done lots of dumb things over the years.

I'll bet you can remember a lot of them.

Her hand shot up and formed a "STOP" sign:

Please, John, I have to be in bed by 10